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Dr. Geek

01.06.09 | Comment?

Society will have crossed another Rubicon if, at the next Apple shareholders’ conference, some investors with an errant notion of disclosure rights demand to know if Steve Jobs has suffered massive diarrhea┬árecently.

That entire ridiculous article should have been edited down to the last paragraph (excluding the last sentence, because it’s none of our business):

Asked whether armchair diagnoses are reasonable or productive, Skarulis replied, “Unfortunately, no. There are so many processes that lead to the final common pathway of weight loss, and the metabolic processes (hormonal and otherwise) that lead to [nutrient breakdown] are complicated. Need more data!”

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