The forecast is for a huge winter storm to pound the Oregon coast and points further inland tonight. The dogs must stay indoors and learn to use the commode. We will tie the cats’ tails to lead weights to slow them down, thus furnishing the dogs with an enjoyable distraction to their imprisonment. If they grow bored, the alternative is to go out into the foul weather by myself and let the dogs watch from a window. I will dig a pair of shallow graves while pausing occasionally to give them meaningful looks. We will see how quick on the uptake they prove to be.
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