People of Southeast Portland! If you post a “free stuff” ad on craigslist offering free bricks, and if I have been refreshing the free stuff page every fifteen seconds because I want me some free bricks, and if I call your number three seconds after the ad posts, and if I leave a voicemail swearing I want the bricks and will pick them all up, oh every last one, then please, if someone else managed to get to the bricks first because you left them out on the street and posted on craiglist just to cover your bases, or they left a voicemail one second before me, at least update your post to point out that the bricks are no longer available. Fucking wally.
In other news, my favorable first impression of the new Weezer album has turned insensibly into deep, passionate, wet-kissing love.
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