Dog crap and dead leaves bear one important similarity: their color. From which follows: legal jeopardy. To whit: when my dog craps in the piles of leaves you leave on the sidewalk, it makes it difficult to fulfil my obligation to society. Also: it is dark early these days and my cell phone doesn’t help differentiate poop from dead vegetable matter. Indeed: poop is heavier than dead leaf and I am not fishing about in a pile of cold damp leaves in the dark to find this poop. In conclusion: clear your sidewalk of the years worth of leaves that have drifted there, and I will be able to pick up after my dogs as I am both obliged and happy to.
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